dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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