Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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