we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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