So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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