Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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