What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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