Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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