yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS