did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy