and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me