WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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