Apparently you make a good broom.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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what are you doing with your life
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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