I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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