How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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