I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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