we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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