That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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