She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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