This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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