Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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