i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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