And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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