I just saw a hot homeless man
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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