So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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