Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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