I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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