He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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