I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This is the high leading the old right now
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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