I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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