dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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