If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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