she was so not down for the gang bang
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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