your thong is hanging out like whoa
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?