I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so that wasnt chicken after all
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in