So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?