it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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