i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
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dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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