Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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