Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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