Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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