I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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