Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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