I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.