I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i think i just lost a toe