I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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