Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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