And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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