no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
dude. I can hear the air.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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