JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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