I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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