Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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