Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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