you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize