i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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