I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
True strength comes from lack of pants
He did a backflip because drugs
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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