love makes seman taste better
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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