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(971): View more from Oregon

I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.

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(971): I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one. http://tfl.nu/nv72

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(845): View more from New York

I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.

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Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.

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(845): I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell. (845): Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts. http://tfl.nu/04jv

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(904): View more from Florida

we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding

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(904): we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding http://tfl.nu/10zj

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across

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(918): Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across http://tfl.nu/uhsj

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(540): View more from Virginia

we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here

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you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill

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(540): we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here (540): you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill http://tfl.nu/12nq

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(704): View more from North Carolina

ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt

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(704): ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt http://tfl.nu/lv1t

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(979): View more from Texas

I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.

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(979): I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system. http://tfl.nu/cus3

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(309): View more from Illinois

I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.

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(309): I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you. http://tfl.nu/n7q4

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(936): View more from Texas

You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.

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(936): You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me. http://tfl.nu/du0t

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(613): View more from Ontario

Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?

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(613): Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you? http://tfl.nu/o3d1

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted

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(843): I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted http://tfl.nu/7fyh

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(214): View more from Texas

I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.

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(214): I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick. http://tfl.nu/4v25

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover

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(902): A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover http://tfl.nu/hzmj

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(770): View more from Georgia

So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?

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So many things can go wrong tonight.

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(770): So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun? (404): So many things can go wrong tonight. http://tfl.nu/anjg

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.

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(902): I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza. http://tfl.nu/8hbb

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