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• (561): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  "Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?

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  Can't be the first without the last

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person

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• (650): View more from California

  Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you

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• (409): View more from Texas

  They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"

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• (831): View more from California

  He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.

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