DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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