My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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